Miscellaneous Stamps

The Chocolate Lover's Survival Kit

At the first sign of anger,
eat a RED one.
Eat a BLUE one to
minimize depression.
To relieve stress,
eat a GREEN one.
If you feel a headache
coming on
eat an ORANGE one.
Eat a YELLOW one
to cheer you up.
You can eat the BROWN
ones at any time.
If all symptoms occur
at the same time,
EAT THE WHOLE BAG!




Twas the week after Christmas,
and all through the house,
nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibble,
the eggnog I'd taste,
all the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.
So away with the last of
the sour cream dip,
get rid of the fruit cake,
every cracker and chip.
The pies are all gone
and the kitchen is quiet,
Happy New Year to all
...and to all a good diet!




What Cancer Cannot Do

Cancer is so Limited...
It cannot cripple Love
It cannot shatter Hope
It cannot corrode Faith
It cannot destroy Peace
It cannot kill Friendship
It cannot suppress Memories
It cannot silence Courage
It cannot invade the Soul
It cannot steal Eternal Life
It cannot conquer the Spirit




Survival Kit

A stick of gum to help you
stick with it.
A lifesaver to keep you
from drowning in chores.
A pin to remind you
to stay sharp.
A rubber band to remind you
to be flexible.
A hug to remind you
that you are loved.
A snickers to remind you
to take time to laugh.
A bag to help you
keep it all together.